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Midnight Epiphanies

I wish I was the type person whose best ideas came to them at 2pm. Instead, I’m the type whose best ideas accost me at midnight and if I’m lucky…
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I’ve Always Wanted A Job

I've always wanted a job. I wanted to clock in and clock out. Of course this job was going to either be a mermaid or a circus performer, but still…